That's right, baby.

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

Shinier than yours, meatbag. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!

Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I can explain. It's very valuable. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. You lived before you met me?!

We're rescuing ya. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Hello Morbo, how's the family? We're rescuing ya. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Noooooo! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Negative, bossy meat creature! Negative, bossy meat creature! She also liked to shut up! Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!

Daylight and everything. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

Hey, guess what you're accessories to. What are their names? Really?! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Who are you, my warranty?! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Hey, whatcha watching? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. It must be wonderful. Belligerent and numerous. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. It must be wonderful.

Paru le: 12/07/2019

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Pseudo: Blabla
Salut
Posté le: 08/08/2019 à 16h32 minutes

Pseudo: moi
Oui bah moi je ne suis pas d'accord !
Posté le: 12/07/2019 à 11h56 minutes

Pseudo: eric
Aussi bien que le premier!
Posté le: 12/07/2019 à 11h55 minutes