Anyhoo

Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Take me to your leader! Why did you bring us here?

You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. And then the battle's not so bad? Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

Oh God, what have I done? So, how 'bout them Knicks? Is that a cooking show? Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Oh God, what have I done? But existing is basically all I do! It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Shut up and get to the point! No! Don't jump! So, how 'bout them Knicks?

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.

Negative, bossy meat creature! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.

Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. A sexy mistake. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.

Paru le: 12/07/2019

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Pseudo: eric
Toujours aussi sympa.
Posté le: 12/07/2019 à 11h56 minutes