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This is the worst kind

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? I barely knew Philip ...

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That's right, baby.

I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. ...

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Anyhoo

Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit tha ...

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Just once I'd like to eat

Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." They're like sex, e ...

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Who i am ?

OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even ro ...

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Guards! Bring me the forms

Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for ...

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Ooh, name it after me!

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Why yes! Thanks for noti ...

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Why would a robot need to drink?

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm ...

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Actually, that's still true.

But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Yes. You gave me a dollar an ...

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